When You Look at Your Plants… Do You Feel Guilty?
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It's infuriating! You've done everything the internet told you to do.
Repotted it. Misted it. Watered it. Didn’t water it. Fertilized it.
Moved it to a “better spot.”
And still... it's drooping, yellowing, and throwing a FIT.

You know this story all too well. Every new plant goes the same way:
You bring it home from the store, set it up in a window, admire it's lush green foliage, and think
"this time, I’ll get it right" ...

🍂 But then: Yellow leaves. Brown spots. Sad, wilted stems.
Yup. Another true crime mystery 🕵️♀️
And you're fucking annoyed about it.
Because you got plants to turn your home into a peaceful sanctuary
NOT run a hospice unit 😢
And when they eventually die? You write it off as a crappy start and go buy a new one.




