When You Look at Your Plants… Do You Feel Guilty?

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It's infuriating! You've done everything the internet told you to do.


Repotted it. Misted it. Watered it. Didn’t water it. Fertilized it.

Moved it to a “better spot.”


And still... it's drooping, yellowing, and throwing a FIT.


You know this story all too well. Every new plant goes the same way: 

You bring it home from the store, set it up in a window, admire it's lush green foliage, and think

"this time, I’ll get it right" ...


🍂 But then: Yellow leaves. Brown spots. Sad, wilted stems.

Yup. Another true crime mystery 🕵️‍♀️


And you're fucking annoyed about it.


Because you got plants to turn your home into a peaceful sanctuary

NOT run a hospice unit 😢


And when they eventually die? You write it off as a crappy start and go buy a new one.



And so the vicious cycle of hopeconfusionheartbreak starts all over again



I know why you do it too. Why you go through that cycle over and over again:


You still really, really want that plant sanctuary.

Your home just isn't the same without it.

YOU aren't the same without it.


It's just that you're tired of Googling.

TIRED of plant care feeling so complex.

T-I-R-E-D of feeling like plant care is a losing battle.



I've got GOOD NEWS!

You don’t need a “green thumb.”

✅ You do need a system that helps you understand what your plants are trying to tell you, in calm, clear language that actually makes sense.


Introducing...



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Hi! You were never bad with plants 🌿

You just never learned their language


So what happened?


You LOVE plants! 

And you've always had this dream of filling your home with them to live like an Empress in her fertile jungle.

You've researched, rearranged, repotted, worried and whispered sweet nothings to every leaf.

You've tried the tricks (more sun, banana peel water, humidifiers, new pots) and somehow they all end up dying one at a time.

NOTHING you've tried works.


Except for one thing... 👇



You’ve been told that people with thriving plants were just born with a green thumb, as if they have some secret intuition you missed out on.


You’ve been told that good plant care means constant tending: misting, fertilizing, rearranging, obsessing.


And you're convinced that if you can’t keep up with all that, your plants will always die.



Healthy plants don’t thrive because you hover over them.

They thrive because you understand them and that understanding only takes a few shifts.

You don’t need to overhaul your life or turn your home into a greenhouse.

You just need to learn how to notice what your plants are already showing you.


I help you replace the panic and guessing with calm so your plants stop being mysterious, and start becoming predictable.



Because when you finally learn to identify what’s really going on...

every plant becomes easier to care for.


When you join, you get everything you need to stop guessing and start growing with confidence.

  • Ongoing Support

    Personalized support in a facebook group where you can post photos, ask questions, and get feedback when your plants need expert help.

  • A Supportive Community

    A group of people who get it, love plants, also have full lives, and just want things to feel easy again. Celebrate wins, share the messy moments and connect.

  • Plant Care Courses

    Step-by-step lessons that teach you how to diagnose, fix, and prevent the most common indoor plant problems. No jargon, no overwhelm, just real help that works in your home.

  • Weekly Plant Check-ins

    Optional, easy touchpoints designed to help you relax into a routine of slowing down and checking in with your plants, even if you don't actively give them care.

  • Monthly Maintenance Prompts

    Simple tasks in a checklist to keep your plants healthy without overwhelming you or overloading your existing routine.

Inside the Plant Rescue PDF Guides

  • 🩺 Foliage First Aid

    This guide gives a comprehensive list (with pictures) of plant health issues and detailed solutions for fixing them. Learn to diagnose existing problems with your plants and fix them with the instructions outlined.

  • 🪴 Oops-Proof Plant Care

    A guide that helps you prevent common mistakes beginners make and how to avoid them before problems arise.

  • 🌱 New Plant, Now What?

    A guide to help you start new plants you bring home off on the right foot, with the right care. The best way to solve plant problems is to prevent them in the first place!


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Every time you come home, you walk into a SEA of green leaves & new growth 🍃

And you finally let out a deep exhale.

You know exactly what you're doing and what not to do to keep your garden happy.

❌ No more emergency rescues.

❌ No more late night Reddit searches.

❌ No more taking it personally when a plant dies under your care


🌿 You can finally let your plants support you, not the other way around.

🌿 You can let go of micromanaging their health and instead allow them to hold green space for you as you go about your life.


That's the shift:
From guilt to peace.
From chaos to rhythm.
From saving your plants to watching them thrive.


Now, you get to spend time admiring new growth instead of praying they'll make it through another day.


...that is your  place to learn, connect, and finally feel confident about the  plants in your home.


You don’t need more chaos, you need supportive structure.

You don’t need more hacks, you need clarity.



This Gets to Be EASY

You don't have to keep trying to figure it out on your own.

You don't have to keep watching leaves die while you guess what went wrong.


And here is the part most people don't get: Your plants aren't asking for perfection.


They're asking for understanding.



Inside Houseplant Hospital, you'll learn plant language and finally stop chasing quick fixes.


➡️ You'll have clear steps on what to do

➡️ guidance from me so you're never left to problem alone

➡️ and a group of people who care about your wins and won't judge you through your struggles.


That's why this isn't just another resource you'll forget about.

It's a way to finally make things click for you.


Once you understand nature's rhythm, you'll never fear another yellow leaf again.

Hi I’m Kat Mason!

After 12 years of playing with plants... I’ve had seasons where my home was a jungle of pure green

and ones where every leaf reflected my grief, mental health phases and creative chaos.

So when I say I understand what it's like to feel out of control of my garden, I DO. 

It's almost always one of the first things to fall by the wayside when I'm stressed.

That’s why I've focused my work on teaching people low-maintenance gardening. 

Because you deserve a home filled with life without turning plant care into another thing that brings you pain.


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